unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via h3ydeath-getfuck3d)

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via projectdoll)

Timestamp: 1409481606

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via projectdoll)

sherlocks-one-friend:

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

image

(via h3ydeath-getfuck3d)

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: hideiwa, via imperfectial)

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

image

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

(via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

Timestamp: 1409481255

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

image

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

(via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6, via up-on-melon-collie-hill)

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

(via remote-nerves)

Timestamp: 1409480813

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

(via remote-nerves)

heliosphoenix:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

i think the weather just dropped the bass

WIZARD BATTLE

Thor

(via withyou-imbreathless)

Timestamp: 1409480793

heliosphoenix:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

i think the weather just dropped the bass

WIZARD BATTLE

Thor

(via withyou-imbreathless)

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

(via h0llow3yes)

Timestamp: 1409480770

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

(via h0llow3yes)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

(via h3ydeath-getfuck3d)

Timestamp: 1409480666

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

(via h3ydeath-getfuck3d)

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(via sorry)

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via sorry)

analish:

i have three personalities: sweet, salty, and spicy

(via sorry)