If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?
Well thats what girls do
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
intelligence is such a turn on
so is a huge co*ck
why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row