im confused probably like 92% of the time
well what about the other 8 percent
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
- white person: how do you say my name in your language??
- me: pendejo
Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,
conseguir fuera me coche
♡ ♡ ♡
"You are the love of my life,
I am incomplete”
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
If you think Sherlock wasn’t lonely before he met John Watson, remember that he named a skull after himself and then called it his friend.