mysteryunicorn


17, talk to me maybe?
kik: omgstupidusername

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

(via littleliionman)

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via crunchier)

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

(via s-sassypants)

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

(via s-sassypants)

Friend:go ask
Me:no you go ask
Friend:no you
Me:fine can i have ketchup

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via brittaneytaylor)

me:im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me:gets in bed
me:how was earth created
me:who made microwaves
me:how does the internet even work
me:i'm hungry
me:feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me:remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me:too tired to sleep
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